CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| R Kelly |
Loves young ladies and pee |
1/8/1967 |
55 |
45 |
|
| Michael Caine |
Distinguished actor that agreed to do Miss Congeniality |
3/14/1933 |
89 |
11 |
|
| Anita Baker |
R&B singer that endorsed Andrew Yang in 2020 |
1/26/1958 |
64 |
36 |
|
| George Clinton |
He's got the funk |
7/22/1941 |
81 |
19 |
|
| Iron Sheik |
"Jabroni!" |
3/15/1942 |
80 |
20 |
|
| Ian McKellen |
Still trying to convince Patrick Stewart to switch teams |
5/25/1939 |
83 |
17 |
|
| Steven Tyler |
Dude looks like a lady |
3/26/1948 |
74 |
26 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Sally Field |
Had sex with the principal to get Forrest into school |
11/6/1946 |
75 |
25 |
|
| Paul McCartney |
The wrong Beatle died |
6/18/1942 |
80 |
20 |
|
| Keith Richards |
Snorted his dad's ashes |
12/18/1943 |
78 |
22 |
|
| Dianne Feinstein |
Career took off thanks to a double murder |
6/22/1933 |
89 |
11 |
|
| Jean-Michel Cousteau |
Who? |
5/6/1938 |
84 |
16 |
|
| Matthew Perry |
Not nearly as fun as the characters he's portrayed |
8/19/1969 |
53 |
47 |
|
| Bill Nye |
There is no god |
11/27/1955 |
66 |
34 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Billy Joel |
Got beat up by Liza Minnelli |
5/9/1949 |
73 |
27 |
|
| Louis Gossett, Jr. |
Movie tough guy |
5/27/1936 |
86 |
14 |
|
| Jackie Chan |
Does he still do his own stunts? |
4/7/1954 |
68 |
32 |
|
| Rich Little |
Man of a thousand voices that no one cares about |
11/26/1938 |
83 |
17 |
|
| Burt Ward |
ABC told him to hide his bulge |
7/6/1945 |
77 |
23 |
|
| Peter Cullen |
Had a face made for voice acting |
7/28/1941 |
81 |
19 |
|